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My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB
WELL DONE.
&qu=
ot;If
you're going to kill each other,
do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"
My mother taught me about INDIVIDUALIS=
M.
&qu=
ot;I
bet if all your friends jumped
off a bridge, you would too!
My mother taught me RELIGION.
&qu=
ot;You
better pray that stain will come out of the carpet."<=
/p>
My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR
MODIFICATION.
&qu=
ot;Stop
acting like your father!"
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My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.=
&qu=
ot;If
you don't straighten up, I'm going
to knock you into the middle of next week!"
My mother taught me LOGIC.
&qu=
ot;Because
I said so, that's why."
My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
&qu=
ot;Make
sure you wear clean underwear, in
case you're in an accident."
My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
&qu=
ot;If
I've told you once, I've told you
a million times - Don't exaggerate!!!"
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My mother taught me IRONY.
&qu=
ot;Keep
crying and I'll *give* you something
to cry about!"
My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE=
.
&qu=
ot;I
brought you into this world,
and I can take you out."
My mother taught me about the science =
of
OSMOSIS.
&qu=
ot;Shut
your mouth and eat your supper!"
My mother taught me about CONTORTIONIS=
M.
&qu=
ot;Will
you *look* at the dirt on the back of your neck!"
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My mother taught me about ENVY.
&qu=
ot;There
are millions of less fortunate children in this
world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"<=
/p>
My mother taught me about STAMINA.
&qu=
ot;You'll
sit there until all that spinach is finished."
My mother taught me how to solve PHYSI=
CS
PROBLEMS.
&qu=
ot;If
I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you;
would you listen then?"
My mother taught me about WEATHER.
&qu=
ot;It
looks as if a tornado swept
through your room!"
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